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Verander niet !

wees jezelf zoals je bent
ook al wordt je ziel gekrenkt
verander niet,
er komt iemand die je binnenste ziet
die zal vechten voor jou
omdat je bent wie je bent !!!!!

EFFE LACHEN!!

E Burache

Un burache a drenta den un konvoi anto kuminsa grita:
¡Tur esnan sinta patras den konvoi aki ta jui di puta!
¡Esnan banda dimi aki ta poko desgrasiado!
¡Y esnan aya dilanti ta poko komedo di kaka!"
E chofer ora el a tende e kos aki a bira konjo, lastra un brek i ku tur e pasajeronan a perde ekilibrio.
E chofer a para e konvoi, gara e burache na su garganta i a bise: "ban mira ripiti atrobe loke bo bisa awor ei:
ken konjo aki den ta jui di puta, ken te degrasiadonan anto ken konjo ta komedo di kaka!
E burache a kontesta trankilamente: "Kon konjo mi por sa....
ku e brek di konjo ku bo a kwe ei tur konjo a bruha den otro."

Whahahahaha

Voor hen die niet weten wat de huisvrouw allemaal doet:

A man came home from work and found his three
children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty
food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and
there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been
knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a
cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various
items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast-food was spilled
on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food
was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small
pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that
something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of
water as it made its way out the bathroom door.
As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn
over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been
smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the
bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her
bewildered and asked,
"What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered,
"You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"
"Yes," was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

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