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smallest Alice in wonderland poems

Shellzomby — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:25:30 UT

Mad Hatter:

"Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a teatray in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!"

Alice beschrijft een krokodil:

"How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!"

The Rabbit's Bride

Shellzomby — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:47:02 UT

There was once a woman who lived with her daughter in a beautiful cabbage-garden; and there came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages. At last said the woman to her daughter, “Go into the garden, and drive out the rabbit.” “Shoo! shoo!” said the maiden; “don't eat up all our cabbages, little rabbit!” “Come, maiden,” said the rabbit, “sit on my tail and go with me to my rabbit-hutch.” But the maiden would not. Another day, back came the rabbit, and ate away at the cabbages, until the woman said to her daughter, “Go into the garden, and drive away the rabbit.” “Shoo! shoo!” said the maiden; “don't eat up all our cabbages, little rabbit!” “Come, maiden,” said the rabbit, “sit on my tail and go with me to my rabbit-hutch.” But the maiden would not. Again, a third time back came the rabbit, and ate away at the cabbages, until the woman said to her daughter, “Go into the garden, and drive away the rabbit.” “Shoo! shoo!” said the maiden; “don't eat up all our cabbages, little rabbit!” “Come, maiden,” said the rabbit, “sit on my tail and go with me to my rabbit-hutch.” And then the girl seated herself on the rabbit's tail, and the rabbit took her to his hutch. “Now,” said he, “set to work and cook some bran and cabbage; I am going to bid the wedding guests.” And soon they were all collected. Would you like to know who they were? Well, I can only tell you what was told to me; all the hares came, and the crow who was to be the parson to marry them, and the fox for the clerk, and the altar was under the rainbow.

But the maiden was sad, because she was so lonely. “Get up! get up!” said the rabbit, “the wedding folk are all merry.” But the bride wept and said nothing, and the rabbit went away, but very soon came back again. “Get up! get up!” said he, “the wedding folk are waiting.” But the bride said nothing, and the rabbit went away. Then she made a figure of straw, and dressed it in her own clothes, and gave it a red mouth, and set it to watch the kettle of bran, and then she went home to her mother. Back again came the rabbit, saying, “Get up! get up!” and he went up and hit the straw figure on the head, so that it tumbled down.

And the rabbit thought that he had killed his bride, and he went away and was very sad.

L Vampyres from Outer Space

Shellzomby — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:54:14 UT

We shall defend our island.
We shall never surrender!

Their deadliest weapon, is the art of surprise
You get no warning, they just drop from the skies
You better watch out, I'm telling you sister
For the blood-sucking monsters, in the flying saucers

We're under attack from the upper quarter
Watch out for your sister, your mother and your daughter

What's the government doing nothing!? It's a fucking disgrace!

They push you to the ground. You're lying in the mud
They bite your neck, and they'll drink your blood
You're lying there alone, Tryin'a catch your breath
Tryin'a cancel your appointment, with the angel of death

What's the church doing nothing!? It's a fucking disgrace!

We shall fight on the beaches
We shall fight on the landing grounds
We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets
We shall fight in the hills
We shall never surrender!

Now if you're a man, you'll be safe from them
They're after your women, they don't want your men
But that don't mean, that it's safe to walk the streets
'Cause the playboy vampyres, are coming next week

They got a grant from the council, it's a fucking disgrace!

Lesbian vampyres from outer space

Indochine - J'ai Demandé À La Lune.

Shellzomby — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 19:20:01 UT

J'ai demandé à la lune
Et le soleil ne le sait pas
Je lui ai montré mes brûlures
Et la lune s'est moqué de moi
Et comme le ciel n'avait pas fière allure
Et que je ne guérissais pas
Je me suis dit quelle infortune
Et la lune s'est moqué de moi

J'ai demandé à la lune
Si tu voulais encore de moi
Elle m'a dit: "J'ai pas l'habitude
de m'occuper des cas comme ca"
Et toi et moi on était tellement sûrs
Et on se disait quelques fois
Que c'était juste une aventure
Et que ca ne durerait pas

Je n'ai pas grand chose à te dire
Et pas grand chose pour te faire rire
Car j'imagine toujours le pire
Et le meilleur me fait souffrir

J'ai demandé à la lune
Si tu voulais encore de moi
Elle m'a dit:"J'ai pas l'habitude
de m'occuper des cas comme ca"
Et toi et moi on était tellement sûrs
Et on se disait quelques fois
Que c'était juste une aventure
Et que ca ne durerait pas

Vincent

Shellzomby — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:56:30 UT

Vincent Malloy is seven years old
He’s always polite and does what he’s told
For a boy his age, he’s considerate and nice
But he wants to be just like Vincent Price

He doesn’t mind living with his sister, dog and cats
Though he’d rather share a home with spiders and bats
There he could reflect on the horrors he’s invented
And wander dark hallways, alone and tormented

Vincent is nice when his aunt comes to see him
But imagines dipping her in wax for his wax museum

He likes to experiment on his dog Abercrombie
In the hopes of creating a horrible zombie
So he and his horrible zombie dog
Could go searching for victims in the London fog

His thoughts, though, aren’t only of ghoulish crimes
He likes to paint and read to pass some of the times
While other kids read books like Go, Jane, Go!
Vincent’s favourite author is Edgar Allen Poe

One night, while reading a gruesome tale
He read a passage that made him turn pale

Such horrible news he could not survive
For his beautiful wife had been buried alive!
He dug out her grave to make sure she was dead
Unaware that her grave was his mother’s flower bed

His mother sent Vincent off to his room
He knew he’d been banished to the tower of doom
Where he was sentenced to spend the rest of his life
Alone with the portrait of his beautiful wife

While alone and insane encased in his tomb
Vincent’s mother burst suddenly into the room
She said: “If you want to, you can go out and play
It’s sunny outside, and a beautiful day”

Vincent tried to talk, but he just couldn’t speak
The years of isolation had made him quite weak
So he took out some paper and scrawled with a pen:
“I am possessed by this house, and can never leave it again”
His mother said: “You’re not possessed, and you’re not almost dead
These games that you play are all in your head
You’re not Vincent Price, you’re Vincent Malloy
You’re not tormented or insane, you’re just a young boy
You’re seven years old and you are my son
I want you to get outside and have some real fun.

”Her anger now spent, she walked out through the hall
And while Vincent backed slowly against the wall
The room started to swell, to shiver and creak
His horrid insanity had reached its peak

He saw Abercrombie, his zombie slave
And heard his wife call from beyond the grave
She spoke from her coffin and made ghoulish demands
While, through cracking walls, reached skeleton hands

Every horror in his life that had crept through his dreams
Swept his mad laughter to terrified screams!
To escape the madness, he reached for the door
But fell limp and lifeless down on the floor

His voice was soft and very slow
As he quoted The Raven from Edgar Allen Poe:

“and my soul from out that shadow
that lies floating on the floor
shall be lifted?
Nevermore…”

Zombiefied

Shellzomby — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 16:10:11 UT

Face is white
And my eyes is tired.

I'll hug and I'll squeeze you till you're hypnotised!
Show you faces and places that'll make you terrified to be alive!

Now I'm feeling zombiefied
Now I'm feeling zombiefied
Now I'm feeling zombiefied
Zombiefied!

Curiouser and curiouser and curiouser still
When you get depressed you make us all ill.
Curiouser and curiouser and curiouser still
Some present you gave me, the bitterest pill.

My eyes is all grey
And I haven't slept in days
Locked up in your dungeon
Running around in your maze.

Now I'm feeling zombiefied
Now I'm feeling zombiefied
Now I'm feeling zombiefied
Zombiefied!

Look in a dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat.
Yeah look in a dustbin for something to eat
You found a dead rat and you think it's a treat.

Curiouser and curiouser and curiouser still
When you get depressed you make us all ill.
Curiouser and curiouser and curiouser still
Some present you gave me, the bitterest pill.

Now I'm feeling zombiefied
Now I'm feeling zombiefied
Now I'm feeling zombiefied!
Zombiefied!

Now I'm feeling zombiefied
Now I'm feeling zombiefied
Face is white
My eyes is tired!
Zombiefied
Zombiefied.

WOOOOOooooooo!! wooooooo!!!!

Zombie, Zombie, Zombiefied
Zombie, Zombie, Zombiefied!

Zombie, Zombie, Zombiefied
Zombie, Zombie, Zombiefied!

Zombie, Zombie, Zombiefied
Face is white
Eyes is tired
Eyes is - tired
My eyes is tired.
Wooo! wooo! ooh!
WOOOOOooooooo!! wooooooo!!!!

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Shellzomby — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 13:47:35 UT

God save the queen her fascist regime
It made you a moron a potential h bomb !

God save the queen she aint no human being
There is no future in englands dreaming

Dont be told what you want dont be told what you need
Theres no future no future no future for you

God save the queen we mean it man (God save window leen)
We love our queen God saves (God save... human beings)

God save the queen cos tourists are money
And our figurehead is not what she seems
Oh God save history God save your mad parade
Oh lord God have mercy all crimes are paid

When theres no future how can there be sin
Were the flowers in the dustbin
Were the poison in your human machine
Were the future your future

God save the queen we mean it man
There is no future in englands dreaming

No future for you no future for me
No future no future for you

Promised Land

Shellzomby — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:45:29 UT

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It felt like we’d been here a thousand years ago
When the door broke open and let in, the light
So we ran to an empty space and felt so free
You know we’ve never felt like this before

You turn to face me hold out you’re hand
Don’t you know that this is the promised land
With bright lights shining it feels so bright
Don’t you know that things go nice with spice

Now i think the time has come to open the box
Let in the world what’s been hidden from inside
Not covering what the day brings, it seems so bright
Don’t you know that this is the promised land, alright

You turn to face me hold out you’re hand
Don’t you know that this is the promised land
With bright lights shining it feels so right
Don’t you know that things are out of sight..

Scary Bitches

Shellzomby — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:09:54 UT

Walking down the street all dressed in black
Like an undertaker in your top hat
You had a good education and all of that
And this is how you pay us back?

You look like a vampire ready for the slaughter
Are you our child or Dracula's daughter?
You don't do nothing to respect our wishes
You'll end up looking like the Scary Bitches

Long black dress made of satin and lace
100 ton of make-up on your face
Big black boots, eyes like a cat
Not some of us going out dressed like that

You look like a vampire ready for the slaughter
Are you our child or Dracula's daughter?
You don't do nothing to respect our wishes
You'll end up looking like the Scary Bitches

...

I didn't quit

Shellzomby — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:29:20 UT

I quit
I quit life
I quit Death
I quit love
I quit art
I quit thoughts
I quit fags
I quit drugs
I quit sex
I quit rock'n'roll
I quit my cat
I quit everything that's bad
I quit everything that's good
I quit influence
I quit school
I quit town
I quit the universe
I quit you
I quit myself

But I will never quit again..

Drugs n alcohol

Shellzomby — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:14:36 UT

Remember, kids, drugs are for top atheletes, those in showbusiness, and that crazy old lady who lives down your road and shouts at the birds.
Alcohol,however is for EVERYONE!!!!!
YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shelly ^^

PULP

Shellzomby — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:10:20 UT

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

So said Samuel L Jackson.

Jules xD

Spade

Shellzomby — Thu, 08 May 2008 10:52:20 UT

The beauty spot was borrowed and
Now my sweet knife rusts tomorrow.
I'm a confession that is waiting to be heard.

Burn your empty rain down on me
Whisper your deathbeat so softly
We bend our knees
At the altar of my ego

You drained my heart
And made a spade
But there's still traces of me
in your veins
You drained my heart
And made a spade
But there's still traces of me
in your veins

All my lilies' mouths are open
Like they're begging for dope
And hoping
Their bitter petal chant,
"We can kick, you won't be back."

I'm a diamond that is tired
Of all the faces I've acquired
We must secure the shadow
Ere the substance fades

You drained my heart
And made a spade
But there's still traces of me
in your veins
You drained my heart
And made a spade
But there's still traces of me
in your veins
And we said 'til we die
And we said 'til we die